No-Look Ballbusters graphic artwork by Perry V Wade.

No-Look Ballbusters from Raygun Planet

Woody and Phaedra

“One time I thought I heard someone with her, but it was just her spicing up her act by including Woody, her ventriloquist dummy.” – Morningwood

Just a Couple of Gals

Kristen and Lilith
8 x 10 inches – acrylic on canvas
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Sometimes You Just Feel Like a Little Mexican by Perry V Wade

What Can I Say?

Sometimes You Just Feel Like a Little Mexican
8 x 10 inches – acrylic on canvas
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I’ll Have What She’s Having

Breakfast for Dinner
8 x 10 inches – acrylic on canvas
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Some Bumper Music

Here is some bumper music that I made for my pirate radio station before I was visited by the FCC and had my transmitter confiscated.

Team USA – Treading Water

I designed this for a t-shirt for my dad because for a while treading water was his favorite form of exercise. I think now he just kicks against the side of the pool.

Artistic rendering for the novel, Morningwood, written by Perry V Wade

My Bus Stop Bench Ad

“If you saw my ad on a bus stop bench you would know I was the eponymous proprietor of Morningwood Investigations, and that no job is too small.” – Morningwood

Securing the 4th Quadrant

Tom Jon

“To be honest, I had lost confidence in his ability to make food that didn’t gross me out, since the last time I had eaten one of his egg rolls I bit into a rubber band.” – Morningwood

Zonkey in Little Mexico

“You didn’t go to Little Mexico to have your picture taken with the zebra-painted burro, but the more you drank the more”fucking amazing” it became, and more often than not, you went home with the inevitable souvenir snapshot of you kissing the burro on the lips and a hole in your wallet where ten bucks used to be.” – Morningwood

Elliot Renfroe?

“He wasn’t restrained, but he wasn’t going anywhere.” – Morningwood

Kim Jong-un “Skate God”

I imagine Kim Jong-un would approve of this t-shirt design.

Artistic rendering from the novel, Morningwood, written by Perry V Wade.

The Del Mar Front Desk

“The skanky-looking motel proprietress emerged from behind a heavy curtain hung across a doorway with a cigarette dangling from her lips, squinting to keep the smoke from her eyes.” – Morningwood

Pyongyang Skates

Vicksburg, Mississippi

Taken from the visitor center after crossing the Mississippi from Louisiana

Chatham, Louisiana

You just don’t expect to be able to buy a t-bone steak at a gas station.

Morningwood

Morningwood is an irreverent and politically incorrect comic novel about a couple of days in the life of a small-time private investigator on a fool’s errand.