Zonkey in Little Mexico from the novel "Morningwood" by Perry V Wade.

Zonkey in Little Mexico

“You didn’t go to Little Mexico to have your picture taken with the zebra-painted burro, but the more you drank the more”fucking amazing” it became, and more often than not, you went home with the inevitable souvenir snapshot of you kissing the burro on the lips and a hole in your wallet where ten bucks used to be.” – Morningwood