Some Bumper Music
Here is some bumper music that I made for my pirate radio station before I was visited by the FCC and had my transmitter confiscated.
Team USA – Treading Water
I designed this for a t-shirt for my dad because for a while treading water was his favorite form of exercise. I think now he just kicks against the side of the pool.
Kim Jong-un Toast
Another one of my t-shirt designs with the Respected Comrade.
My Bus Stop Bench Ad
“If you saw my ad on a bus stop bench you would know I was the eponymous proprietor of Morningwood Investigations, and that no job is too small.” – Morningwood
Securing the 4th Quadrant
“To be honest, I had lost confidence in his ability to make food that didn’t gross me out, since the last time I had eaten one of his egg rolls I bit into a rubber band.” – Morningwood
Zonkey in Little Mexico
“You didn’t go to Little Mexico to have your picture taken with the zebra-painted burro, but the more you drank the more”fucking amazing” it became, and more often than not, you went home with the inevitable souvenir snapshot of you kissing the burro on the lips and a hole in your wallet where ten bucks used to be.” – Morningwood
“He wasn’t restrained, but he wasn’t going anywhere.” – Morningwood
Kim Jong-un “Skate God”
I imagine Kim Jong-un would approve of this t-shirt design.
The Del Mar Front Desk
“The skanky-looking motel proprietress emerged from behind a heavy curtain hung across a doorway with a cigarette dangling from her lips, squinting to keep the smoke from her eyes.” – Morningwood
Taken from the visitor center after crossing the Mississippi from Louisiana
You just don’t expect to be able to buy a t-bone steak at a gas station.
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Made by me in Eros, Louisiana.
Morningwood is an irreverent and politically incorrect comic novel about a couple of days in the life of a small-time private investigator on a fool’s errand.
Veni, Vidi, Edi – Five Days in Paris
Having been to Paris before and having already done many of the the big tourist attractions, our mission on this trip was to live like Parisiens, while seeking out the best places to get the things we wanted to eat.
From the archives
From the archives. “Tehran Jaway” 100 x 80 cm, acrylic on canvas. Shown in the Us on the US exhibition at the ABC Treehouse Gallery in Amsterdam, The Netherlands in 2006.